Slush Pile Update – UFO3

March 23, 2014

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There’s approximately a week left to submit a story for consideration for UFO3, and I thought I’d write up a slush pile update.

Every submission received through March 22 has been responded to with either a rejection or a bump up to the second round.

We have read a total of 245 submissions so far this month (which sounds like a lot, but is actually a lighter volume than last year. There’s always a huge swell of subs in the last couple of days, though).

There are currently 8 accepted stories from headliners and I’m waiting on two more headliners to turn in stories.  Additionally, there are seven stories being held in the “final consideration” pile, and 6 more are currently in the second round.

As ever, things the associate editors and I are seeing too many of include: zombies, alien invasions and probing, stories that we don’t find to be at all humorous, zombies, vampires, puns, and did I mention zombies?

Things we want to see more of are stories with more than a humorous line or two placed somewhere within 6000 words, strong voices, and unique situations or characters. Some of the associate editors would also like a pony, but I realize that you can’t have everything and will settle for more quality submissions.

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An Awesome Way To Say No

March 22, 2014

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It isn’t often that a rejection makes my day, but today one did.

I submitted a humor flash story to a brand-new market called Ruthless People’s Magazine (which you should all check out, since they’re offering an extremely competitive $100 per flash story pay rate). The story is about a hapless writer who can’t get his work published, and contained the following bit of dialog:

“They bounced ‘No Quarter’ without so much as a personal comment,” he said.

I racked my brain. “Is that the epic fantasy retelling the War of the Ring story from the point of view of the Ents?”

“No. I sent that one to Colossal Fiction just the other week. ‘No Quarter’ is an existential literary prose poem about the narrator’s inability to pay at a parking meter.”

Although RPM didn’t want this story, not only did they respond within hours, but the editor included the following at the bottom of his reply:

NO QUARTER

Canto the First

Cannot park here. Cannot be here. Pockets empty. Property—now beholden to the hexing, vexing State. No quarter. No quarters. No place in this world. I stand beside this parking meter. Pockets empty. This Grey Maypole, phallic intrusion into God’s own space. I want to grip it. Shake it! Strangle it! Choke the chicken livered authority. But who am I? Am I am, at all. Rage, empty! Impotence of steel! My vehicle is carried off and I am all – up ended. Inverted! Pockets empty. The Quarter Master mocks and pins a ticket to my brow. Am I here, circular, boundaried—no. I am quarterlessly quartered and rendered/dismembered non-Euclidian. My parallels? Parked. In this Pocket Universe I HAVE CEASED TO BE.

Heh. Damned thing writes itself.

So there you go — in case you ever wondered what an existential literary prose poem might be like.

I shall have to submit more material there, and soon!

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Dark Expanse: Surviving the Collapse is out today

March 20, 2014

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The anthology of space opera stories set in the universe of the Dark Expanse video game is out on Amazon today.

Here’s the table of contents:

DARK EXPANSE: Surviving the Collapse

Edited by Alex Shvartsman and William Snee

Castles in the Sky by Nancy Fulda
Dominoes Falling by Alex Shvartsman
The Ten Suns by Ken Liu
Betrayal, Clear as Kanzai Glass by Deborah Walker
The Price of Escape by David Walton
Hellfire Unleashed by Simon Kewin
Breaking Down by Michael Haynes
They Cannot Scare Me With Their Empty Spaces by Deborah Walker
A Small and Secret Freedom by Matt Mikalatos
Lightspeed Back to You by David Wayne
Escape from Planet Error by Michael Greenhut
Jump by Deborah Walker
Loud for All the Stars to Hear by Alex Kane
To Soar on Winds of War by David Wayne
Fires of Night by Alvaro Zinos-Amaro
Gorlack the Destroyer’s All You Can Eat Adventure by Robert L. Russell
Ghost Ship by Nancy Fulda
The Shadow Conspiracy by Nancy Fulda

Pick up a copy. It costs less than a Subway foot-long!

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Coffee in End Times at the Nature Podcast

March 14, 2014

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On the heels of the news of “Coffee in End Times” getting picked up by the Toasted Cake Podcast, Alvaro and I were very excited to learn that the story was also selected to be produced to be run on the Nature Podcast. They only select one story from several published in the magazine each month, so it’s quite an honor. What’s more, the story was read by Nature Future’s own editor Colin Sullivan, and he did an awesome job at it.

It will be really fun to compare how Tina Connolly produces the story. The voice actor adds a lot of their own touches to the story when they read it, and so her version will undoubtedly be different from Colin’s. And I, for one, am geeking out at the opportunity to hear both.

Listen to the Nature Podcast of “Coffee in End Times” here.
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My LunaCon 2014 Schedule

March 13, 2014

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I’ll be attending LunaCon this Saturday and Sunday. I have a reading, a signing, and a bunch of panels. Please say hello if you see me at the con!

Saturday, 10amThe Real Cost and Problems of Self-Publishing
How do you plan, budget, publish, promote, and budget your time, all while trying to survive and have a real life?
Elijah Budd
Panelists: David Walton, Bianca D’Arc, Mikaela Barreee, Alex Shvartsman, April Grey, Marc Abbott

Saturday, 5pm
Help the Writers of the Weird Finish This Story
“I knew the dame was trouble when she slithered into my office” was the opening of a Round Robin story started several years ago on the private Google Group of the Writers of the Weird. See what happened next and help wrap things up.
Poplar
Panelists: Philip de Parto, David Sklar, Alex Shvartsman, Sarah Avery

Saturday, 6:30pm
Reading – Alex Shvartsman
Seymore Boton

Sunday, 10am
That’s really funny!
What’s the difference between a humorous story and a standard action-adventure tale? Are there differences in tone and structure between the two?
Port Chester
Panelists: Carol Pinchefsky, William Freedman, Dan Kimmel, Alex Shvartsman, Steven Savicki

Sunday, 11am
The Resurgence of Short(er) Story
So many collections, print and online magazines and other outlets — Is this a fad? Or, do readers really like short fiction again?Poplar
Panelists: Barbara Krasnoff, Neil Clarke, Sheila Williams, Alex Shvartsman, James Chambers, Ken Altabef

Sunday, 12pm
Autographing
Westchester Assembly
April Grey, Sarah Avery, Alex Shvartsman

Sunday, 1pm
Writing Groups and Professional Association
Writing groups? Professional Associations? Secret Society? SFWA, HWA, MWA, the Garden State Speculative Fiction Writers and ____. All are writing organizations, either local or international. Do they really serve a purpose in our writing lives or are they another distraction from writing? Writers discuss their experiences.
William Odelle
Panelists: Matthew Kressel, Alex Shvartsman, Neil Levine, David Mercurio Rivera,  Bianca D’Arc,  Sarah Avery.

 


Three podcast sales!

March 11, 2014

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This has been a good week for my podcast sales.

I signed a contract for a brand-new dark fantasy/horror flash story “The Lekar’s Fortune” to appear at the new pro-paying podcast, Electronic Voice Phenomenon.

Two more stories (both previously published in the journal of Nature) have been accepted by Tina Connolly to run on her Parsec-award winning podcast, Toasted Cake.

The first is “The Tell-Tale Ear” — a humorous near-future take on the Edgar Allan Poe classic.

The second is “Coffee in End Times,” a darker tale co-written by Alvaro Zinos-Amaro and I.

“Coffee” sold to Nature on its first outing, and was picked up by Tina at Toasted Cake on its third-ever submission. Clearly, Alvaro and I are doing something right, and should collaborate more!

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Moving Forward

March 9, 2014

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The trope of a Faceless Evil Corporation oppressing an everyman is all too common these days. It is perpetuated by movies and television. News of such an event can spread like wildfire online, as was the case with my own recent debacle. It is, in fact, so entrenched in our cultural psyche that any experience contrary to this trope might be met with suspicion and outright disbelief.

We tend to forget that corporations are often comprised of smart, motivated people who almost never own sharks with lasers attached to their heads, and are far more likely to go an extra mile to do something good than to twirl their mustaches while thinking of ways to frack for oil under your house.

I was recently a recipient of an act of kindness by a group of employees from three different companies, and I want to share that story.

If you aren’t already familiar with my e-commerce adventures, you might want to start by reading these posts:

1) Screwed By Square
2) Fair and Square

It has now been almost a month since the Square fiasco.  A few days after that second post I did finally get to speak to several folks from Square on a teleconference call. They wanted to hear my side of the story and figure out how to avoid similar calamities in the future.

Recently they reached out to let me know that, partially due to what happened in my case, they rolled out a Seller Protection Program.

Unfortunately, this program is rather toothless at this point. There is a long list of items that aren’t covered under the High Risk Goods section. It includes “electronics, collectibles, pre-ordered goods,” and much more. I wouldn’t have been covered under this program. Neither would most merchants selling the sort of items that might appeal to credit card thieves. Still, I’m glad that Square is beginning to move in the right direction on this, and hope they won’t stop at a half-measure.

Much of the attention has been focused on the chargebacks, but the greater issue to me has always been the fact that my account was dropped without notice, despite an otherwise-exemplary record. My web store, built and hosted with Square, went dark with no immediate substitute available.

This is where PayPal stepped in. They reached out to me, after hearing my story, and asked what they could do to help. I explained that I’ve been a PayPal user since almost Day 1, but didn’t have the skills necessary to install a PayPal-based shopping cart. The advantage of Square was that they offered a way for someone like me to sell products online without spending a lot of time or money to develop a sophisticated e-commerce site. I asked if they might be working on a solution similar to Square’s that I could adopt? Alternatively, I was prepared to have someone do a professional install of a shopping cart on my web site (a service for which I was quoted a price of $500).

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I was blown away by their generosity. PayPal offered to have their developers install the shopping cart for me, free of charge *and* to provide my store with a physical PayPal Here terminal to handle the in-person transactions. But they ended up doing even more than that!

PayPal teamed up with Wix and Ecwid to help my store completely rebuild and re-launch its web site. What’s more, they proved that even a very casual user with limited or non-existent programming skills can do the same.

Our original web site hasn’t changed in twelve years. Designed by a friend way back when we first opened the store, it was long past its prime, a PHP dinosaur held together with duct tape and stubbornness.

wixEnter Wix.com. These guys created a web design platform that allows their users to build very sophisticated web sites–with things like scrolling image galleries, app plug-ins, and blog tools–while knowing absolutely nothing about HTML.

The site building tool looks and feels more like Microsoft Publisher. You drag and drop different elements (which range from simple text boxes and contact forms to sophisticated blog and database elements. Everything is highly customizable, down to colors and shapes of the boxes.

A Wix expert helped us port the look and feel of the site, allowing us to keep our logos and color scheme while making the design way slicker.

When I was first shown the interface, I was very excited to play with it and have made numerous site changes on my own. This is definitely something a casual user can learn in only a few days, and there are lots of templates to help a newbie get started even faster. I’m still tinkering with the elements of it whenever I have a free minute, and learning more about its nifty features. I haven’t even gotten into the SEO features yet, but I fully intend to!

Thanks to Wix, my store’s web site went from this:

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To this:

newkgYou can also visit the live site, to see what I’m rambling about.

Another really important feature of a Wix site is that it’s very easy to integrate an Ecwid shopping cart into it. Which brings us to the second point:

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An Ecwid shopping cart is another tool that can be set up by someone with zero programming experience.

There are many similarities between Wix and Ecwid in that both platforms are very customizable and offer an expert user great flexibility, but they are also simple and intuitive enough to allow a casual or new user to muddle through.

It’s very simple to create categories and add in products, and even link the same storefront through your Facebook page. Setting up shipping and tax tables is only slightly more complicated, but very doable. And if you want to adjust the look and feel of the site that’s a little bit more sophisticated, but still very achievable by a layperson.

One of my favorite features of the cart is coupon creation. You can set up very specific coupons and discounts, both by % of sale and a set $ value. You can have coupons be single-use or multiple use, and apply to specific items or categories. For example, right now I’m running a 20% off sale for all the UFO Publishing books listed on the site. The sale will last for only 48 hours, until end of day Tuesday, March 11. All you have to do is enter the coupon code UFO20 at checkout. (See how I snuck in an ad for my books there?)

And, of course, hooking in your PayPal account and setting up PayPal Express Checkout (which lets customers avoid the annoying process of creating Yet Another Account) is super easy!

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Which brings us back to PayPal. After doing my research, I found them to be the only company to offer sufficient protection against chargebacks. As long as I follow a few simple instructions (ship the item to the address they provide via trackable means and with signature confirmation for orders over $250) they essentially insure the transaction, greatly reducing the risk for small businesses like mine.

Not to mention the fact that they masterminded this entire alliance to help me. You better believe I’ll be waving the PayPal card reader around at the upcoming conventions!

I’m enormously grateful to everyone at PayPal, Wix, and Ecwid who helped me. These very busy people took the time out of their schedules and worked together on this project. Representatives from three international corporations came together to help the little guy.

This update probably won’t get the kind of traction my original post did. It’s much easier to spread a story of being wronged by a company than a story of being helped by one (or three.) But I hope it does, because an act of kindness deserves at least as much recognition and praise as the attention given to an instance of poor customer service.


Announcing Dark Expanse anthology TOC

February 25, 2014

Dark Expanse cover

Announcing the table of contents and cover for Dark Expanse: Surviving the Collapse, edited by yours truly and William Snee.

This is a collection of 18 short stories set in the universe of the Dark Expanse video game.

  1. “Castles in the Sky”” by Nancy Fulda
  2. “Dominoes Falling” by Alex Shvartsman
  3. “The Ten Suns” by Ken Liu
  4. “Betrayal, Clear as Kanzai Glass” by Deborah Walker
  5. “The Price of Escape” by David Walton
  6. “Hellfire Unleashed” by Simon Kewin
  7. “Breaking Down” by Michael Haynes
  8. “They Cannot Scare Me With Their Empty Spaces” by Deborah Walker
  9. “A Small and Secret Freedom” by Matt Mikalatos
  10. “Lightspeed Back to You” by David Wayne
  11. “Escape from Planet Error” by Michael Greenhut
  12. “Jump” by Deborah Walker
  13. “Loud for All the Stars to Hear” by Alex Kane
  14. “To Soar on Winds of War” by David Wayne
  15. “Fires of Night” by Alvaro Zinos-Amaro
  16. “Gorlack the Destroyer’s All You Can Eat Adventure” by Robert L. Russell
  17. “Ghost Ship” by Nancy Fulda
  18. “The Shadow Conspiracy” by Nancy Fulda

This book will premier on Amazon in March 2014.


New Publication: “Price of Allegience” in Russian

February 24, 2014

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Today’s issue of the Russian language magazine Kosmoport includes a translation of my story “Price of Allegiance,” which originally appeared in Penumbra magazine.

Although it’s always great to see one of my stories appear in translation, this one is special since Russian is my native language. I speak and read it fluently, and translate fiction from Russian into English (though I wouldn’t attempt to translate it from English into Russian; I lack sufficient practice.)

And, on the heels of yesterday’s post about translation, the lead story of the issue is Aliette de Bodard’s “Immersion.”

 

 


Translations

February 23, 2014

Aliette de Bodard recently posted on her blog that she’s willing to occasionally translate quality short stories into English, after Benjamin Rosenbaum made a similar offer.

Aliette is an awesome writer. I’d be glad to let her translate my English language stories into better English 😉 So if you are a writer published in French, Spanish, or Vietnamese, this may be a great opportunity for you.

I should also add that I do the same thing with Russian-language stories. I’ve translated a small handful so far, and those translations are selling/getting published. If you are an SF/F author who writes in Russian, please feel free to reach out to me. I’m *very* selective about what I translate (basically, I have to really love the story) and, like Aliette, I will consider for translation only material that has been professionally published and is under 7000 words.

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