DerpyCon 2026

October 28, 2026

I am going to be a Writer Guest at Derpycon this weekend, alongside Randee Dawn. Come see us in the dealer room and on our panels! My panel schedule is below:

The Wide World of Science Fiction and Fantasy – Friday October 30th – 1:45pm – 2:45pm

Friday cosplay ball 8pm – 10pm
How to Get Your Writing Published – Saturday October 31st – 12:30pm – 1:30pm
Funny Fantasy - Sunday November 1st – 10:00am – 11:00am


Censorship in Russian Publishing

October 27, 2026

If you sell a book to a Russian publisher today, odds are it will be censored to remove any LGBTQ content and anything that can be perceived as anti-regime. The publisher has little choice in the matter; they won’t be allowed to sell the book or–best case scenario–will have to put all sorts of warnings onto the cover otherwise.

I was checking a friend’s translated book this week to see if it was censored (spoiler: it was.) But in this case it was censoring by omission, they removed a few lines of text. In other cases, the “translation” is far more malicious. Nikolai Karayev recently posted excerpts from the translation of King Sorrow by Joe Hill. Here are a few of the highlights, original text followed by how it appears in the Russian book:

* a pair of Russian oligarchs who vacationed in Italy with Vladimir Putin
* a pair of Russian oligarchs who vacationed in Italy (паре русских олигархов, отдыхавших в Италии)

* I have reliable information that the Russians are farming them. They grow trolls like potatoes in the permafrost of Siberia.
* I have reliable information that the Ukrainians are growing trolls. They breed them like guinea pigs. (У меня есть надежные сведения, что троллей разводят украинцы. Выращивают троллей, будто свинок.)

* while they were crossing Westminster Bridge in the damp, chilly night, Russia invaded Ukraine.
* …war began in Europe. (ночью началась война в Европе.)

* On the ninth of March, something hit a maternity ward in Mariupol
* On the ninth of March, something hit one of the maternity wards in Donetsk (Девятого марта что-то этакое угодило в один из донецких роддомов.)

I am not advocating for authors to cease publishing their books in Russia because I’d rather the Russian readers were exposed to some version of Western literature than not at all. But authors should be aware of what sort of changes might creep into their work when they do.


New York Comic Con 2026

October 7, 2026

Come see me at the New York Comic Con! I’ll be at the Maya Narrative Universe booth (# 3325) Thursday through Sunday during dealer room hours.

You can purchase copies of the MAYA novel, get them signed by the co-author Zain Maman, check out the new TRIALS OF MAYA board game, and also buy my books!


Capclave 2026

September 28, 2026

I’ll be in Rockville, MD attending Capclave this coming weekend. Here’s my schedule:

Fri 5:30PM – 25 Min – Wilson- Reading
Sat 2pm-2:30pm – Signing
Sat 2:30PM – 1 Hr – Eisenhower – Panel: Things Editors of Themed Anthologies Want
Sat 4:00PM – 1 Hr – Eisenhower – Panel: Writing for different venues
Sat 5:30 PM -1 Hr  – Truman – Panel: Space Opera – Been there, done that or still fun?
Sat 7PM – WSFA Award Ceremony + Mass Signing


Two Live Events This Week

August 17, 2026

Come hang out with me and some amazing authors at two live events this week!

On Tuesday I will be at the Brooklyn Books and Booze event at the Barrow’s Intense bar in Industry City.

The event is free (other than all the books and all the booze you buy!) And speaking of booze, they will serve The Best of All Possible Drinks, inspired by my book! I can’t wait to try it.

Then this Saturday, meet a trio of humor authors at the Paramus Barnes & Noble. Are you even a real fan of humorous SF/F if you can’t name this band?


Black Hole Heart is a World Fantasy Award Finalist

August 10, 2026

I should have posted about this last week, but it took me a while to process. Even after nearly a week I am rather speechless that Black Hole Heart and Other Stories is a World Fantasy Award finalist in the Collection category! Huge congratulations to the brilliant K.A. Teryna, to our publisher Patrick Swenson of Fairwood Press, and also to Anatoly Belilovsky who loaned us his translation of one of the stories (the rest were translated by me.)

It’s surreal to be up for the same award as Salman Rushdie, not to mention all the other awesome people in our category and on the ballot in general.

If you haven’t read this collection yet, you really should. Grab it here.


Planets Publication Day!

July 28, 2026

Planets is officially out today! If you haven’t preordered a copy for some strange reason, go get it now! It’s available most places, though a couple of audiobook vendors are still behind in making the files available.

If you DID preorder it and you read it, would you please take a moment to review it, especially on Amazon and Goodreads? The number of reviews is a significant factor people who are not already familiar with the work or the author take into account when choosing to buy.

Order direct: [Ebook] [Mass Market Paperback] [Premium Hardcover]

[Amazon] [Bookshop.org] [Barnes & Noble] [Apple] [Google] [Kobo]

[Audible] [Spotify] [Chirp] [Audiobooks.com]

You can also read me talk about the big idea behind this book on John Scalzi’s Whatever blog:


Obligatory Book Promo Stuff

July 27, 2026

Ahead of the book launch tomorrow, I am doing loads of cool media stuff. Two podcasts dropped between Friday and today where you can listen to me talk about writing humor, Voltaire, and other fun things:

Writers of the Future Podcast:

Amusing Jews Podcast:

Enjoy and don’t forget to snag a copy of Planets if you haven’t already. But, more on that tomorrow!


The Seriously Funny Bundle

June 22, 2026

I am curating a humor Storybundle! It features funny books from some of my favorite authors, and you can get the entire bundle for as little as $30! That’s just $2 per book, or the price of a cup of coffee (in 2019). Seriously you can get all of these for the price of like three Starbucks drinks.

There are several anthologies, but also novels (and one novella) that range from cozy to urban fantasy to military fantasy to space opera … There’s something for every taste here. And on top of that, some of the proceeds will be donated to a non-profit Deep Vellum (they do fantastic work publishing translations, both SF/F and literary, and deserve support!)

Please check out the bundle at the link below:

https://www.storybundle.com/humor


Unidentified Funny Objects 10 is published!

May 27, 2026

Happy book birthday to Unidentified Funny Objects 10! With nearly 1000 copies preordered via Kickstarter, our own website, Amazon, and book stores, this may be the strongest launch in the series yet.

The ebook is presently live on all of the platforms below (and I will edit the post as more platforms approve it). The paperback can be ordered directly from us and will go live on Amazon and elsewhere in a few days.

Paperback – Direct order:
https://www.kingsgames.com/online-store/Unidentified-Funny-Objects-10-TPB-p811124853

Ebook – Direct order:
https://www.kingsgames.com/online-store/Unidentified-Funny-Objects-10-e-book-p811098249

Amazon:
https://amzn.to/4uxADYi

Google Play:
https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=kBLdEQAAQBAJ&pli=1

B&N:
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/unidentified-funny-objects-10-alex-shvartsman/1150260175?ean=2940185207871

Apple:
https://books.apple.com/us/book/unidentified-funny-objects-10/id6773780858

Bookshop.org:
https://bookshop.org/p/books/unidentified-funny-objects-10-unidentified-funny-objects-10-alan-dean-foster/436c44b4eb4e5fbe?ean=9798233591518&next=t&digital=t

Kobo:
https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/unidentified-funny-objects-10

Goodreads:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/249030983-unidentified-funny-objects-10