The Best of All Possible Planets

January 23, 2026

My space opera comedy 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐬 will be published on July 28, 2026 in premium hardcover, paperback, and audiobook formats, featuring cover art by Ethemos and interior art by Anna Butova!

If you enjoy my humorous stories or funny posts, you should like it; this is the funniest thing I’ve written to date.

The book is a space opera 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘦 written as a series of 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢 episodes.

Please sign up at the link below to be notified of updates; there’s also more art and information at the link. Lots of exciting announcements about this project are still forthcoming!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ufopublishing/the-best-of-all-possible-planets


BSFA 2026 Long List

January 22, 2026

The British Science Fiction Association Award long list has been announced and I am honored to have two entries on it this year.

My long novelette “The Messenger Birds” written for the Reclusion video game and appearing in the Reclusion anthology is on the list! It’s a reimagining of the Olga of Kiev story–a Kievan Rus revenge tale that’s bloodier than anything that happened in Game of Thrones! This is a good time to remind everyone that you can get an absolutely free copy of the Reclusion anthology by signing up for our mailing list at reclusiontehgame.com!

Black Hole Heart and Other Stories by K.A. Teryna (Fairwood Press) is a nominee in the collection category. This book is really good, you guys. And if want to try before you buy just check out several of K.A. Teryna’s stories available online (and linked in my bibliography page)

And speaking of translations, I am in a textbook! My translation of “The Tale of Ak and Humanity” has found a home in a Routledge anthology along with other early classics of speculative fiction. I mean, inflicting pain on unsuspecting college students is pretty rad, right? Also, people still say rad, right? No? Ah, well.


“Mystery Gadget” now free to read online

December 16, 2025

My story “Consumer Reviews for Mystery Gadget 1.0, Sorted in Chronological Order” was selected by Concatenation as one of the best Futures stories published in Nature last year and reprinted in their very selective collection. Now free to read online!

This is perfect for the fans of Pluribus (which, if you haven’t checked it out yet, is my favorite SF show this year.)

http://www.concatenation.org/futures/shvartsman_customer_reviews.pdf


The Middling Affliction FREE for a limited time

December 2, 2025

For a very limited time you can get The Middling Affliction ebook FREE and a deeply discounted Kakistocracy ebook directly from my publisher. You can also snag free books by Alan Smale, Richard Sparks, and others, and many discounted titles. Grab yours at this link!

Meanwhile if you’re into audiobooks, all of mine are discounted at Audible at the moment as well. Just plug my name into search to access them at the lowest prices of the year.


The Rattler Graphic Novel

November 30, 2025

The Rattler is a novelette by Leo Kaganov which I translated into English and it was published in Asimov’s where it became the finalist in their Reader Poll last year. You can read the entire story here.

In recent months a very talented comic book artist UncleWind has been adapting the story into a graphic novel format. The chapters are now being posted online, in both English and Russian versions and he has done a fabulous job with it.

The English text is based on my translation and I’ve been helping a little bit where new or somewhat altered text was needed (thus making this my first comic book translation credit, I suppose.)

The chapters are free to read online (though I suggest supporting UncleWind via Patreon if you enjoy them so that he can create more content!) There are two English language versions, one for mature readers (with blood and gore) and the second for 16+, with the blood less prominent. You can read them here:

18+ version:
https://globalcomix.com/c/the-rattler

16+ version:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/the-rattler/list?title_no=1090811


UFO Publishing Inventory Clearing Sale!

November 28, 2025

The UFO Publishing warehouse is full! Here’s a photo of many, many books waiting to be adopted into good homes.

With a couple of new releases anticipated for next year we need to make room. And you need an option for holiday shopping that won’t help fund billionaires’ space flights and pet AI projects. So instead, adopt some of our books!

Select any 10 books from the following list (you may select multiple copies of any title unless otherwise stated). We will follow up to get your selections.

Unidentified Funny Objects

Unidentified Funny Objects 2

Unidentified Funny Objects 3

Unidentified Funny Objects 4

Unidentified Funny Objects 5

Unidentified Funny Objects 6

Unidentified Funny Objects 9 HARDCOVER (Limit 1 per bundle)

Coffee: 14 Caffeinated Tales of the Fantastic

Funny Fantasy

Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories

H.G. Wells, Secret Agent

Dreidel of Dread: The Very Cthulhu Hanukkah HARDCOVER

The Rosetta Archive

Future Science Fiction Digest (randomly selected issue)

Order here.


Philcon 2025

November 19, 2025

I’ll be attending Philcon this coming weekend and participating on a small handful of panels. Here’s where you can find me:

https://schedule.philcon.org/people/22369

I am reserving most of my convention time to socialize with people; if you want to chat any time between Friday afternoon and Sunday morning (I am leaving right after my Sunday panel) please feel free to reach out!


When the Winds Sing – L. D. Colter

November 11, 2025

Over the past several years I was able to share some insights and opinions about Slavic mythology with L. D. Colter as she was writing her modern fantasy novel steeped in this mythology and Russian folklore. Earlier this year I was privileged to write the introduction to her book! The book comes out on November 20th from Rebellion Publishing and I figured I’d recommend it here to my readers as well as share the intro that I wrote.

Read on to discover the true origin of the hut on chicken Legs!

I rejoice any time a writer—let alone an excellent wordsmith like L. D. Colter—chooses to incorporate Slavic folklore into their fiction. These characters are seldom seen in Western literature, and when we do encounter them, they’re often depicted with all the accuracy and authenticity of Ivan Drago in Rocky, a Russian boxer portrayed by a Swedish chemical engineer.

There is good reason for this, however. There are heaps of material on Greek and Roman and Egyptian pantheons, but few reliable records about the Slavic deities. Any writer who undertakes the task of telling their stories must labor without a safety net.

Just how scarce are the records? We know that Perun was the equivalent of Zeus or Jupiter, a mighty thunder god at the top of the food chain. By comparison, we don’t know much about Stribog at all. It’s not even certain that the two were parts of the same pantheon.

These gods were worshiped by the Slavic tribes before the Varangians—Vikings—conquered the region and established city-states that eventually consolidated into Kievan Rus. No significant written records have survived, and much of what we know about the history of Kievan Rus comes from the Primary Chronicle, the manuscript written several centuries later. It was authored by a monk named Nestor, whose principal goal appeared to be lionizing Christianity and its early adopters rather than accuracy.

Thus, our glimpse into Slavic religions and mythology comes from oral storytelling, where old tales and rituals survived and changed over the centuries in an uneasy balance with Christianity. Many of the spirits the Slavs used to worship became known as devils, others were relegated to fairy-tale characters. As for the pagan gods? Those were not tolerated by the Church and therefore sent to the dustbin of history.

Like all verbal stories, Slavic folk tales shifted and changed with every telling. The versions of Kaschei the Deathless and other mythological staples as we know them today are largely from the 17th and 18th centuries.

Consider Baba Yaga. She is an old character, likely as old as Perun. But would a 7th century Slav recognize her modern depiction? Baba Yaga is often—but not always—described as a hideous old woman with features such as a bony leg or iron teeth. She’s simultaneously an evil witch to be defeated, and a guardian of the forest and of the old ways, to be placated. At times she serves as a guide to the underworld. That’s a lot of jobs for one senior citizen! Colter chose to base her on a possible pre-Christian portrayal as someone who acted as a guide or teacher of young children, though not a particularly benevolent one.

Today the most recognized attribute of Baba Yaga is her home: She lives in a hut on chicken legs. Or does she?

The idea of this hut is almost certainly more recent than Baba Yaga herself. Most experts agree that the “legs” are wooden stilts. The structures raised on one or more stilts in swampland were common among people in Finland, Karelia, and Siberia. They were built that way to reduce dampness and avoid rot. But when did the Slavs come into contact with this technology? Was it brought by the Vikings, too?

The hut legs may have nothing to do with chickens, either. The Russian term “курьи ножки” sure does sound like “chicken legs,” but the word “куръ” means both “rooster” and “hut rafters” or “hut stilts.” (Dal’s Explanatory Dictionary of the Living Great Russian Language, 2nd edition, 1881.) Don’t worry—everyone gets it wrong. There’s a “no harm, no fowl” joke in there, somewhere.

So you see, depicting these characters well is difficult work, and may require an entire wall of cute kitten motivational posters that say, Hang in there! (Well, the cute kitten posters can’t hurt, anyway.)

But, as common wisdom goes, every challenge is an opportunity. Such ambiguity is license for a writer to add to the canon, to fill in the blank spots in the most interesting way possible. In this book, Colter resurrects the old gods in her own unique manner that still feels respectful of the lore. Let her be your guide into the deep dark forest of Slavic folk tales. You are certain to enjoy the tour!

Preorder the book here.


Black Hole Heart Release Day!

October 14, 2025

Black Hole Heart and Other Stories by K.A. Teryna releases today!

This is a fabulous collection by the author I consider to be the best speculative short story writer working presently in the Russian language. Do not miss out! Order today.

Also out today is my friend Ken Liu’s first new novel in several years. All That We See or Seem is a near-future mystery, but I would describe it as modern cyberpunk that has shed all the conventions of the 1980s. Treat yourself to both books!


New York Comic Con 2025

October 6, 2025

I’ll be at the New York Comic Con this Thursday through Sunday! My friends at the Department of Lore generously invited me to use a small part of their booth to promote and sell my books. (And, of course, I will help them promote Maya as well.)

If you plan on attending and would like to say hi, you can find me in the exhibitor hall booth 3325:
https://www.newyorkcomiccon.com/en-us/exhibitors-and-artists/exhibitors/showroom.html?gtID=636323&exhibitor-name=Department-of-Lore-Inc

Meantime, major kudos to the Maya team for their runaway success of the Kickstarter, which has just entered its final week. They’ve raised $168,000 so far! The book is fabulous (I should know, I performed the developmental edits on it), so do grab a copy for yourself!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/741743042/maya-1