Humanity 2.0 TOC and Cover

April 24, 2016

This has been posted at SF Signal first, but I’m going to share it here in case you missed it:

 

 

Humanity 2.0 is an anthology of science fiction stories that examine how interstellar travel might change us as a species. Will we choose to upload our minds into a singularity? Enhance ourselves with alien DNA? Will our bodies remain the same, but our culture and societal norms change considerably to accommodate for effects of time dilation, or become subsumed by advanced alien species? What will it mean to be human in such a future?

Edited by Alex Shvartsman, this book includes fifteen stories (9 original and 6 reprints) totaling about 85,000 words, introduction by Alex Shvartsman, and cover by Holly Heisey.

Humanity 2.0 will be published by Arc Manor/Phoenix Pick in October 2016.

Here’s the table of contents…

  1. “The Waves” by Ken Liu
  2. “Justice and Shadow” by Angus McIntyre
  3. “Nexus” by Nancy Fulda
  4. “A Lack of Congenial Solutions” by Kenneth Schneyer
  5. “Green Girl Blues” by Martin L. Shoemaker
  6. “Mindjack” by Jody Lynn Nye
  7. “Picnic on Nearside” by John Varley
  8. “An Endless Series of Doors” by David Walton
  9. “Angry Rose’s Lament” by Cat Rambo
  10. “The Right Place to Start a Family” by Caroline M. Yoachim
  11. “The Iron Star” by Robert Silverberg
  12. “E^H” by Alvaro Zinos-Amaro
  13. “The Hand on the Cradle” by Brenda Cooper
  14. “The Homecoming” by Mike Resnick
  15. “Star Light, Star Bright” by Robert J. Sawyer

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Funny Fantasy Amazon giveaway

April 20, 2016

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I’m giving away three copies of FUNNY FANTASY e-book on Amazon via their new giveaway platform. It’s free to enter but it does require a Twitter account.

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/80ceaedc85cfc648?ref_=pe_1771210_134854370#ln-fo

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FUNNY FANTASY e-book published

April 20, 2016

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It’s out in the world! Print book is forthcoming next month but you can snag the e-book for only $3.99 or read for free of you have Kindle Unlimited.

http://amzn.to/1SuYQuy

 


The Hook: The Maids of Wrath by Josh Vogt

April 15, 2016

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The Hook:

Dani yelped and stumbled backward as the squeegee bounced off her forehead. A knee knocked the mop out of her hands, followed by a rubber boot which connected with her stomach. This racked up her butt’s twentieth rendezvous with the floor of the supernatural sanitation company’s training room.

The impact jolted her spine and forearms as she tried to catch herself. It also prompted a plastic crunch. She groaned and eyed a pants leg pocket, where a wet splotch started leaking through the material.

She undid the zipper and pulled out the cracked remains of a small bottle of sanitation gel . Barely a handful remained inside, and she dribbled this into her palm in the hopes of salvaging something from the mess.

Then she stilled as another squeegee whipped into the floor beside her—except this one sliced through the concrete like an axe splitting a particularly unlucky watermelon. She glowered at this as her attacker spoke.

“Your opponent is not about to pause and let you tidy up after every hit, Miss Hashelheim.”

She grabbed the squeegee handle, thinking she could snap it back in a surprise attack. But her gel-slicked fingers didn’t give her a solid grip on the embedded Cleaner weapon.

Between tugs and grunts, she tried to formulate a decent excuse. “I was … trying to … coat my hands … with a substance that’d keep … any Scum back.”

Huffing and admitting defeat via squeegee, she lay back and tried to let her exasperation ebb away. Sweat trickled down her neck as she took inventory of her latest bruises.

Josh Vogt writes:

Sequels are tough to write, especially when you’re trying to keep the series accessible to new readers, whether they’ve read the first book or not. With The Cleaners, now that we’ve moved beyond the events of Enter the Janitor, the opening to The Maids of Wrath had to pull a bit of extra weight.

I wanted it to do quite a few things at once. I needed to establish the central context of the story—that being people working for a supernatural sanitation company. I also needed to introduce a main character—Dani—and give a sense of her character from the get-go.

At the same time, I wanted this opening to raise a lot of questions in the minds of new and returning readers alike so they’d continue on to discover the answers. Why does this sparring match involve cleaning equipment? What are Scum? How did that squeegee slice into the floor? Will Dani ever find a fresh bottle of sani-gel again? (Okay, maybe that last question isn’t so important.)

Plus, since The Cleaners is an urban fantasy series with more humorous elements than most, I wanted to introduce that comedic tone as early as possible so expectations could be set as to what the rest of the story will be like.

In the midst of everything else, the immediate setting quickly becomes ground zero for the major crisis of the book, catapulting Dani and friends into a race against time to save the whole company. In Enter the Janitor, she underwent a rough-n-tumble initiation into this weird world of magical janitors, maids, plumbers, and more. Now she has the chance to be more proactive, take even more control of her powers, and discover just how much of a mop-wielding badass she can be.

Assuming she survives her first official job in the field, of course.

Buy The Maids of Wrath on Amazon

About the Author:

Author and editor Josh Vogt’s work covers fantasy, science fiction, horror, humor, pulp, and more. His debut fantasy novel is Pathfinder Tales: Forge of Ashes, published alongside his urban fantasy series, The Cleaners, with Enter the Janitor and The Maids of Wrath. He’s an editor at Paizo, a Scribe Award finalist, and a member of both SFWA and the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers. Find him at JRVogt.com or on Twitter @JRVogt.

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“Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma” play returns to Portland

April 13, 2016

I’ve been keeping busy: UFO5 submissions are in full swing, Funny Fantasy is done and will be released later this month as an e-book and in May as a paperback, and I turned in the manuscript for Humanity 2.0 to the publisher. So I hope you will excuse my silence here on the blog. I should be done with most of my editorial duties for the year in the next couple of months and then I can go back to writing more, and procrastinating on here more as a result.

Meantime, I’m popping in to report that Matt Haynes is producing an evening of short SF/F plays, featuring works based on the short stories of Tina Connolly. Nancy Kress, Jeff Carter, Briak K. Lowe, and my own “Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma.”

The performance will take place on April 21 and the details can be found here:

https://www.facebook.com/events/869594576499644/

And now, back to the slush mines with me. POOF! *Disappears.*

 


Funny Fantasy Cover and Table of Contents

March 22, 2016

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Funny Fantasy is a reprint anthology of humorous fantasy fiction — from amusing to hilarious — originally published in the past decade. It follows on the heels of our very successful Funny Science Fiction anthology, which similarly collected stories from that genre and was published last year.

From evil overlords to bumbling henchmen, talking cats to lovelorn fishermen, mad queens to wise opossums, the collected stories subvert popular fantasy tropes in surprising and delightful ways. The following fourteen stories will be included in Funny Fantasy, which is slated for May release:

 

“Dave the Mighty Steel-Thewed Avenger” by Laura Resnick (Urban Fantasy, 2015)

“Crumbs” by Esther Friesner (Fantasy Gone Wrong anthology, 2006)

“Fellow Traveler” by Donald J. Bingle (Fantasy Gone Wrong anthology, 2006)

“A Fish Story” by Sarah Totton (Realms of Fantasy, 2006)

“Another End of the Empire” by Tim Pratt (Strange Horizons, 2009)

“Giantkiller” by G. Scott Huggins (Heroes in Training anthology, 2007)

“A Mild Case of Death” by David Gerrold (Galaxy’s Edge, 2015)

“Fairy Debt” by Gail Carriger (Sword & Sorceress 22, 2007)

“A Very Special Girl” by Mike Resnick (Blood Lite anthology, 2008)

“The Blue Corpse Corps” by Jim C. Hines (When the Hero Comes Home anthology, 2011)

“Librarians in the Branch Library of Babel” by Shaenon K. Garrity (Strange Horizons, 2011)

“The Queens Reason” by Richard Parks (Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet, 2010)

“The Best Little Cleaning Robot in All of Faerie” by Susan Jane Bigelow (Apex, 2015)

“Suede This Time” by Jean Rabe (Magic Tails anthology, 2005)

 

Please visit the UFO Publishing booth at Balticon 50, where the print edition of Funny Fantasy will be launched.

Funny Science Fiction, Funny Fantasy, and the Funny Horror volume scheduled for later this year are all available as part of the backer rewards for our ongoing Kickstarter campaign for Unidentified Funny Objects 5.

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Lunacon 2016 Program

March 17, 2016

 

 

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I’ll be at Lunacon this weekend. Here’s where you can find me:

Friday

4pm – The Opening Page – Westchester Ballroom D6

Saturday

9am – Magazines and Other Outlets – Westchester Ballroom D4

11am – Currency of the Future – William Odelle

2pm – Fanzines on the Internet – Westchester Ballroom D4

3pm – Writers of the Weird Reading – Bartell

Sunday

12pm Touching the Face of the Cosmos – Westchester Ballroom D5

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See complete list of Lunacon panels here.

 

 


Albacon 2016 Schedule

March 3, 2016

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I’ll be in Albany this weekend, attending Albacon. Here’s where you can find me:

Friday

1pm – The Ways to Publish panel (Troy)

3pm – What Editors Want panel (Troy)

6pm – Best SF TV of 2015 panel (Troy)

Saturday

1pm – Why Doesn’t Darth Vader Slip on a Banana Peel? panel (Troy)

3pm – Autographing session (Lobby)

4pm – Reading (Room 101)

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Unidentified Funny Objects 5 Kickstarter Campaign and Cover Reveal

March 1, 2016

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Here it is! Another excellent cover by Tomasz Maronski. Stories are coming in at a steady pace from the invited headliners and we’re only a month away from the open submissions window, so read the guidelines and get your funny fiction ready!

Today we also launch the Kickstarter campaign for this book. The entire series wouldn’t have been possible (at least at its current quality and quantity of stories) without the support of our Kickstarter backers. It has provided me the freedom to pay writers, artists, and other professionals involved fair rates and to do everything I can to make the books look and feel like they were published by a major press rather than some guy from Brooklyn. Any faults are my own, but the success of the series belongs entirely to the amazing authors and artists I find myself so fortunate to collaborate with on these stories.

Which is a very long-winded way of saying please support the Kickstarter campaign. Even if you can’t afford to pledge (which is okay), you can help by letting your friends who might want this book know about the campaign. Please spread the word far and wide on social media.

Kickstarter link:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/776571295/unidentified-funny-objects-5

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Cover reveal: Funny Fantasy

February 29, 2016

Here’s your first look at the cover for FUNNY FANTASY. Art by Tomasz Maronski and layout by Emerson Matsuuchi.

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Submissions for Funny Fantasy are closing tonight. (Guidelines.) You can send stories while it’s still February 29 anywhere on the planet, but anything received later than early tomorrow morning Eastern time will not be considered.

Tune in at 10am tomorrow, when the cover for UFO5 will be unveiled (and other exciting things will happen!)

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