UFO4 Kickstarter: Final Day

April 7, 2015

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I’m very excited to report that UFO4 has already reached its initial funding goal of $8,000 and we’re now working toward our $10k stretch goal of a second, reprint anthology of humorous science fiction.

If you’re inclined to support this project, please visit the Kickstarter page and see if there are some rewards you might like?

I can also report that we’ve received a bit over 150 submissions to date and have responded to over half of them. I’m inclined to concentrate on the crowdfunding campaign over submissions today and tomorrow, but will catch up soon. Even at our “slow” times we tend to respond to an overwhelming majority of submissions in under a week, and often in 1-2 days. So send your stories — we won’t waste your time by sitting on the manuscripts for months before they’re even read!

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UFO4 Kickstarter Campaign is Now Live

March 9, 2015

Today I launched the Kickstarter campaign for Unidentified Funny Objects 4 – the 4th annual collection of humorous science fiction and fantasy. This will be our first themed volume, and will feature stories by George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, Piers Anthony, Esther Friesner, Mike Resnick, Karen Haber, Jody Lynn Nye, Gini Koch, Karen Haber and Tim Pratt.

There will be a submission window in April so that newer authors have a chance at sharing the table of contents with these established pros. All authors will be paid at pro rates.

And, of course, there’s a gorgeous and funny cover, by Tomasz Maronski:

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Please check out the campaign page, and help me spread the word of it to others? #SFWAPro

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Seeking Two New Slush Readers for UFO4

March 7, 2015

On April 1 the floodgates will open and submissions to UFO4 will pour in. As with previous years, I hope to respond to most submissions in well under a week. To do this, I rely on a team of awesome associate editors/slush readers.

Those of you who’ve been submitting fiction to the UFO series already know how this works: I look at each incoming story. If it passes muster (aka I don’t find a reason to reject it in the first thirty seconds to a minute) it is then forwarded to three readers. Those readers are not aware of who the author is, so they judge the writing purely on its merit. Each reader is asked to provide a YES or NO vote as to whether the story should be seen by the entire team.

Stories thus advanced to the second round are read by all the associate editors who then proceed to comment on it for me and to provide their YES or NO vote as to whether they feel the story should be included in the book. I’m the final arbiter and the decision is mine, but I do take their votes and opinions into consideration. I’ve been talked into (and talked out of!) buying specific stories by my team.

This year, we are a little understaffed. for various reasons. As such, I’m looking to add two more slush readers.

The readers would need to be able to commit to 3 stories per day on average during the month of April, with a slightly lower work load in the few weeks leading up to it and the few weeks afterward. It’s perfectly okay to skip some days, but the assigned stories need to be turned around in 24 hours so we can maintain our response times as they were.

If this doesn’t sound too scary and is something you would like to try, feel free to reach out to me via e-mail: ufopublishing at gmail dot com. I will then send you a “sampler” of a dozen stories, asking you to share your opinion on them. This will probably take you 2-3 hours of reading/commenting time.

I look to select the readers on or shortly after March 15th, so you can apply at any point until then, so long as you feel you can turn around the slush sampler in time.

Couple of things to keep in mind:

* There are no “right” or “wrong” answers. It’s perfectly okay for you to love the story I hated, and vice versa.  Because I am ultimately going to be the one buying the stories, I want to find readers whose tastes match mine as close as possible, so that they don’t reject something I might like (and, optimally, don’t send me too many things to read I might not like.)

* I will only select two readers, so don’t feel bad if you are not picked. I hope this will be valuable to everyone, including those not selected, as it will given them a sense of how the slush process works.

* It goes without saying that familiarity with the Unidentified Funny Objects series and the kind of material we publish is a huge plus and very nearly a requirement.

So, if this sounds like something you would like to try, drop me an e-mail.

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UFO4 Cover Reveal, Submission Guidelines, Headliners

February 13, 2015

At long last, here’s the info about UFO4:

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The cover is by Tomasz Marosnki (the same artist who drew the UFO3 cover.)

Unlike the previous volumes, UFO4 will be themed. The theme of this anthology is: dark humor.

As with previous UFO volumes, this book will feature 2 reprints and all-original material for the rest. The headliners are attached to the project are listed below:

George R.R. Martin – “The Monkey Treatment” reprint

Neil Gaiman – “We Can Get Them For You Wholesale” reprint

Esther Friesner – “The Match Game”

Piers Anthony – “Hello Hotel”

Other headliners that have agreed to write original stories for this volume include:

Mike Resnick – Gini Koch – Tim Pratt – Jody Lynn Nye – Karen Haber

Submission guidelines are now posted. We’ve raised our pay rate to $0.07 per word for original fiction.

There will be a Kickstarter campaign launched sometime in early March. As with previous volumes, the book will be published regardless of the crowdfunding campaign’s success. However, a successful campaign will allow us to purchase more stories, include interior illustrations and otherwise maintain and improve the annual series.

Some of the notable changes from previous volumes:

* Themed volume (see above)

* Maximum story length is 5000 words.

* One submission per author.

Hope to see many great stories from all of you!

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Podcast: “Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma”

February 6, 2015

You can now listen to the title story of the collection here:

Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories

If you enjoy Tina’s narration (and there’s no good reason why you won’t) you can pick up the audio book containing all 40 stories at Audible, forthcoming in the next few weeks.

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Book Birthday!

February 2, 2015

Today is the day! No, I don’t mean Super Bowl (or, as I prefer to think of it, Superb Owl.) Rather, today is the day my short story collection is officially released. Many writers affectionately call it book birthday.

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[Buy direct: Paperback | E-book]
[Amazon]
[B&N] [Smashwords] [Kobo]

If you already have the book (because you received an advance review copy, got it as a Kickstarter backer, or are a time traveler) you would be doing me a huge favor if you post an honest review on your favorite book-buying web site (and especially Amazon, which uses an algorithm that accounts for the number of reviews each book has in their marketing of the title.)

Over the last week I’ve been working feverishly on typing up interviews, guest blog posts and arranging things like giveaways and podcasts, all meant to launch around the same time as the book releases. So rather than inundate you with each of these individually, here’s the collection of links for all of this various promotional stuff in one neat bow-tied package:

Giveaway at SF Signal: Enter for a chance to win one of two signed paperback copies of the collection.

Giveaway at GoodReads: Another opportunity to win a signed copy of the collection.

Interview at A.C. Wise’s blog

Interview at David Walton’s blog

Interview at Darusha Wehm‘s blog (forthcoming tomorrow)

Listen to Icarus Falls podcasted at Toasted Cake: This is probably my strongest story published last year. If you haven’t read or heard it yet, I strongly encourage you to.

Listen to Requiem for a Druid podcasted at Far-Fetched Fables (forthcoming later this week)

The Art and Science of Anthology Editing – a long, detailed guest post at Locus Online. If you are interested in editing an anthology, or just want to know how the sausage is made, you might find this interesting.

There’s more to come in the next few days, including the release of the audio book!


Thunderclap!

January 22, 2015

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The first of the Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories physical copies have began reaching readers this week, and it’s a surreal feeling. I’m beyond excited for the February 1 official release. I’m lining up lots of different promotional things for the book: blog posts, interviews, giveaways, convention appearances and such. But ultimately, I’m just one guy. That’s why my friends’ help on social media has been so huge!

The official release date for the book is February 1st, and I’m trying to organize a Thunderclap to set off on that Sunday morning. What is Thunderclap and how it works, you ask?

Thunderclap is a web app that will synchronize and simultaneously post a message on the willing users’ Twitter, Facebook, and/or Tumblr feeds. It’s free to use and takes less than 10 seconds to join, but there is a catch: like Kickstarter, it won’t fire off unless a minimum amount of people join in. That minimum is 100. So if you don’t mind posting a message about my book’s release on any of those three social media feeds, would you please click below and join in?

https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21398-explaining-cthulhu-to-grandma

Also, the early reviews for the collection are in, and they’re very positive! So far it has been reviewed by:

Tangent Online

Albedo 1

Fantastica Ficcion (Note: this last one is in Spanish.)

I’m looking forward to more reviews soon, hopefully.

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Win a signed paperback of Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma & Other Stories!

January 5, 2015

Enter to win FREE. No gimmicks.

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Goodreads Book Giveaway

Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories by Alex Shvartsman

Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories

by Alex Shvartsman

Giveaway ends January 15, 2015.

See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.

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UFO Publishing 2014 Holiday Bundle Sale

November 30, 2014

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Our biggest holiday sale yet, only for a limited time: December 1 – December 15

Get all of these books:

* Unidentified Funny Objects
* Unidentified Funny Objects
* Unidentified Funny Objects
* Coffee: 14 Caffeinated Tales of the Fantastic

Paperback bundle:

Get four books for $34.99 (that’s a $58 value), FREE shipping within the United States, and free e-book versions of each book as well!

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E-book bundle

Get for books for $14.99 (that’s $23 value). E-book download links will be e-mailed to you within 1 business day.

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Pick up the UFO Publishing titles at the lowest price ever offered and help us produce more wonderful books by buying direct from the publisher!

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Unidentified Funny Objects 3 is out!

September 20, 2014

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UFO3 is out! I spent many hours getting a few hundred books shipped out to contributors, Kickstarter backers, wholesale accounts, and those who pre-ordered. If you haven’t ordered yours yet, you can do so now, from a variety of sources including our own web site, Amazon, Smashwords, etc. Links that are currently live are here and I’ll update the page once B&N and Kobo links go live.

There’s also a Goodreads page for the book now as well.

Pardon me while I go collapse now.

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