Help make “High-Tech Fairies and Pandora Perplexity” free for all.

January 19, 2016

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A mini crowdfunding campaign started today on Moozvine. This website, launched last year, seeks to make excellent short science fiction and fantasy e-books available for all. Some stories are posted for free — readers are encouraged but not required to tip the author. You can read my “Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma” in that fashion. Other stories have a funded threshold. This means that if the funding goal is reached, the story will become available on the site for free, and users are welcome to share the e-books and the web version for free under the Creative Commons license (non-commercial.)

Since this is a short story rather than a novella the threshold is set reasonably low at $400. Anyone who pledges $10 or more will immediately receive the e-book for themselves and the free-for-all option will unlock as soon as full funding is reached. So please take a look, and help me share the project.

I also have two more Europe-related bits of writing news to report. I can now share that my Cthulhumor story “Recall Notice” is going to appear in the Tales from the Miskatonic Library anthology from PS Publishing. Also, my flash SF story “Grains of Wheat” will appear on the Concatenation‘s Best of Nature list later this year. Very pleased and honored to have my story selected!

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Funny Science Fiction Paperback!

January 15, 2016

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Funny Science Fiction, UFO Publishing’s most successful anthology to date in terms of month-to-month sales, is now available in paperback! I’ll have copies at 2016 conventions I attend, but you can also snag copies here.

Happy Friday!

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FUNNY FANTASY Submissions Guidelines

December 28, 2015

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I’ll be publishing an anthology of reprint stories in the summer of 2016 titled FUNNY FANTASY. It will follow on the heels of FUNNY SCIENCE FICTION, my 2015 reprint anthology. For this book I’m seeking stories that are:

  • Funny.
  • Fantasy.
  • 500 – 7500 words in length
  • Were originally printed in the last ten years (2005-present)
  • Were printed in curated venues paying at least $0.01 per word – for this book please don’t send material from token and non-paying venues, self-published, posted on your blog, published in magazine/anthology you yourself edited, previously unpublished, etc. To reiterate, only material published in venues paying *all* contributors at least $0.01/word upfront will be considered.
  • Please do not send stories you previously submitted to any volume of Unidentified Funny Objects or Coffee anthologies.

Payment: $0.02 per word + contributor copy.

Rights sought: Non-exclusive print and electronic rights (aka I’d like to include your story in paper and e-book editions of FUNNY FANTASY and keep it in print for as long as I’d like. All other rights remain with the author.)

How to submit:

E-mail submissions as an RTF, DOC, or DOCX attachment to: ufoeditors @ gmail dot com

Format the subject line as follows: FF: <Story Title> by <Author> (Approx. Length)
Example: FF: Dreidel of Dread by Alex Shvartsman (800 words)

In the body of the email please specify where and when the story was originally published. If this info isn’t included I will assume the story breaks one of the guidelines above and send a form rejection.

Response times: I will try to reply within a week or two with either a rejection or a bump notice. Final decisions will be made in the Spring. Since these are reprints and I require no exclusivity, feel free to submit them elsewhere at the same time. Please send one story at a time. Once you receive a rejection or a bump-up notice you may send another.

Submission window: Now through February 29, 2016

If you’d like more insight into the kind of stories I like, I highly encourage you to pick up a copy of FUNNY SCIENCE FICTION or any of the UFO anthologies (linked to your right.)

I’m also looking to license an existing drawing for the cover. If you have something that might fit (once again, see existing covers as a point of reference) please e-mail me a link to the image.

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YA! 2015 Competition

November 25, 2015

Are you a YA author shopping around a novel? Authors.me is hosting a YA competition where you can win up to $750 in cash prizes and line edits for your manuscript. Furthermore, it’s an extra opportunity to get your book in front of potential agents and publishers.

Authors.me is a new service for both writers and publishers, something like Submittable with social media elements thrown in. They describe it as a “platform that connects writers, agents, and publishers to discover great manuscripts.”

Click here to learn more about the competition:

www.authors.me/ya2015

Disclaimer: I’m not affiliated with authors.me but I did meet with their representative this week to check out their platform, and they seem like good folks. This is how I learned about the contest.

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Two opportunities to win copies of UFO4

October 21, 2015

There are two giveaways ongoing for UFO4 right now; you can win copies at SF Signal and also at GoodReads. Go ahead and enter both! And if all else fails you can always, ya know, buy one 🙂

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Unidentified Funny Objects 4 Out in the World

October 18, 2015
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UFO4 was officially released on October 15 though it took a few days for it to post to all the e-book stores. If you haven’t purchased your copy yet, here is where you can find it:

Direct from UFO Publishing (Paperback)
Direct from UFO Publishing (E-book)
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Kobo
iTunes
Scribd
Inktera
Smashwords

You can also find UFO4 on GoodReads (not a sales site, just for reviews/catalog purposes.)

There have been two reviews that I know of so far — read them at Tangent Online and Amazing Stories.

We’ll give away some copies at SF Signal and Goodreads next week — I’ll post those details once the giveaways are live.

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Funny Science Fiction anthology is live

August 31, 2015

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Funny Science Fiction anthology is now live on Amazon! Official release date is tomorrow, but the amount of time it takes for a book to go live varies a little, so you can go ahead and get it now, which will give you plenty of time to read it before UFO4 lands next month!

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Stories by UFO3 authors in the news!

August 17, 2015

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There have been some excellent news for two of the authors who appeared in UFO3 and their stories recently.

Jeremy Butler’s “The Full Lazenby” will be reprinted in Imaginarium 4: The Best Canadian Speculative Writing.

Also, the Parsec Award finalists have been announced and the podcast of Tina Connolly’s “Super-Baby-Moms Group Saves the Day” is up for the Best Speculative Short Story – Large Cast award. You can listen to the podcast here.

Will the class of 2015 produce similar gems in UFO4? Only a couple of months left until you get to read it and find out!

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H. G. Wells, Secret Agent is FREE on Amazon for 3 days

August 4, 2015

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You can now grab my steampunk humor novella H. G. Wells, Secret Agent for FREE. This promotion is set to last between today (Tuesday, August 4) and Thursday, August 7. Then it will reset back to $2.99

This is the first time I’m doing a free promotion like this on Amazon. The idea behind it is twofold: I’m hoping that enough people read the book and like it to then purchase my collection and perhaps even some of my anthologies. Also, the potentially large number of free downloads will increase the visibility of the book and will theoretically help its sales going forward. We shall see.

Here’s how you can help:

* Please download the book. Even if you already have a copy you received via Kickstarter or from me directly, each download will help that ranking/visibility I talked about above.

* Spread the word! Let others know the book is free so they might try it too.

* If you read and enjoyed it, please leave a review.

Thanks!

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Unidentified Funny Objects Becomes SFWA’s First Anthology Qualifying Market

August 3, 2015

Copying the Science Fiction Writers of America press release verbatim below. You can also see UFO listed here.

 

August 3, 2015

For Immediate Release

Unidentified Funny Objects Becomes SFWA’s First Anthology Qualifying Market

The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America is pleased to announce that Unidentified Funny Objects, edited and published by Alex Shvartsman, is the first anthology series to join the SFWA list of Qualifying Professional Markets, which holds markets that have been qualified by the SFWA Membership Committee as meeting the SFWA bylaws and other membership criteria. More information can be found on the Membership Requirement page: http://www.sfwa.org/about/join-us/sfwa-membership-requirements/.

Maintaining the list is one way SFWA tries to make the qualification process easier for its members by pre-vetting markets where it can. Unidentified Funny Objects is an annual anthology of humorous SF currently in its fourth year. Past contributors to the anthologies have included George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, and Esther Friesner.

Shvartsman said, “I’m extraordinarily proud for the Unidentified Funny Objects series to join the ranks of the fine publishers and magazines on the qualifying market list. I view our admission both as a valuable service to those authors we’ve published who are in the early stages of their careers, as well as a personal milestone, akin to the moment I was able to join SFWA as a member myself.”

“I’m pleased to see SFWA starting to work out the nuts and bolts of how independently published authors qualify,” said SFWA President Cat Rambo. “As the publishing industry changes, SFWA needs to shift with it, recognizing the various paths to professional success and helping members with whichever they’ve chosen.”

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