After reviewing well over 800 submissions, the following stories will appear in Unidentified Funny Objects 9, scheduled to be released in December 2022.
“The Hero of Small Things” by Amanda Saville
“Chai Noon” by Esther Friesner
“If Pages Could Blush” by Kyle A. Massa
“The Time Loop Device is Counting Down” by Beth Goder
“Crouching Swan Hidden Polka” by Jim C Hines
“Sergeant Yeti” by Gini Koch
“The Great Beyond Commands” by John Wiswell
“The Second Wish” by James Beamon
“These Three Aliens Walk into a Bar” by Simon R. Green
“Our Most Sincere Apologies to the People of Brazil” by Jane Espenson
“Liability Insurance Policy for Immortals, Cryptids, and Other Magical Beings: Annual Newsletter” by Tina Connolly
“The Shadchen of Venus” by Lavie Tidhar
“Cory Sucks” by Auston Habershaw
“Sunnyside Daycare Employees’ Chat Log, Post Alien Takeover” by Amanda Helms
“Cooking Up Trouble” by Clif Flynt
“Right to Remain Silent” by Jody Lynn Nye
“Antie Elsie’s Compleat Guide to Heartbreak” by Tim Pratt
“The Troll Bridge” by Adam Gaylord
“Do Gumshoes Dream of Electric Sleep” by Dave Vierling
“Hell’s Bureaucracy” by David Hankins
“A Crisis of Fate” by Zach Shephard
Alex Shvartsman's Speculative Fiction 