How Breaking Bad Ends

What has become my favorite show of all time is coming to a close.  So to honor it, I’ve come up with a top 10 list of (completely spoiler-free) ideas of how this show will end, next Sunday:

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10) The real reason Walter returns home is to retrieve a key to the extra-large safe full of Breaking Bad Emmy awards.

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9) Candy makers achieve 96% purity in Blue Crystal Meth Rock Candy.

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8) Hank Schrader returns to exact bloody revenge on his enemies… in the second season of Under the Dome.

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7) Jealous of Saul Goodman’s spinoff show, Jesse gets his own comedy sitcom.

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6) Holly White goes on to enjoy a successful acting career as the next eTrade baby.

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5) Vince Gilligan is revealed to be another pseudonym of J.K. Rowling.

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4) Walt admits to flirting with women online as his alter ego:

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3) In the finale, Heisenberg kills Dumbledore.

 

2) Skyler White goes on to write a kick-ass fantasy novel with Steven Brust.

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And the #1 way Breaking Bad ends is… (drumroll):

1) Walter White enters the witness protection program and moves to the suburbs. That’s how Malcolm in the Middle begins.

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Thanks, Breaking Bad for many years of great television.

 

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